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Joke of the Day

"Why did Heisenberg have a miserable sex life? Because when he found the correct position, he didn't have the momentum, and when he finally found the time, he didn't have the energy."

"It's hard to be optimistic about the future when you go to YouTube and see how many people videotape their TV."

"What bone will a dog never eat a trombone"

"What was a tramp stamp in the 19th century? A slattern pattern"

"My friend told me he has developed a lung disease... I told him to explain it to me asbestos he can."

"Why was the pilot dying? Because he had terminal cancer."

"What is Apple users favorite movie? No Escape"

"The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa."

"What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend? Go and retrieve her!"

"what's brown and sticky? A stick."