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Joke of the Day

"Marathons should keep going until only one person hasn't shit themselves and that person should be the winner."

"Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off."

"How does one enter a brothel in Westeros? Through the Hodor"

"Why do men like Haunted Bees? boobees ! :D I'll show myself out."

"I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT ANYTHING. YOU ARE EVIL. I don't want to go in the swing!! NOOOOooooo.... okay. yeah. This works. I'll hang here. - Baby"

"a C, an E flat, and a G walk into a bar... the bartender says: sorry, we don't serve minors."

"A zombie ate the brain of a taekwondo master. The zombie said, ""Mmmm. That had a nice kick to it."""

"Beer is mankind's best invention ever, but the wheel is the most revolutionary."

"There is a race between a skull and a small butt one's clearly ahead, the other's a little behind"

"A politician died It was a good day."