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Joke of the Day

"A zombie ate the brain of a taekwondo master. The zombie said, ""Mmmm. That had a nice kick to it."""

"What do women and aircraft share in common? They both have cockpits"

"Girl wins a watch ""Mom, the old man down the street told me that if I sucked his dick he'd give me THIS WATCH!"""

"I've got a friend who's a psychopath and he's got a brilliant sense of humour. He kills me!"

"You'd be surprised how easy it is to pick up girls All it takes is a respectful attitude, a low key vibe, a breezy sense of humour, a nice beard, duct tape, and a baseball bat."

"Why'd the Titanic stop putting out on the first date? The iceberg had said 'just the tip'"

"I asked an Australian to greet me... He kept beating around the bush saying ""I might""."

"Why did the concrete fail at its job? It couldn't take the shear stress"

"I drink every time I tell a bad joke. Hey, it's worth a shot."

"What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ? I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !"