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Joke of the Day
"What is the highest point in Israel? Mountain Dew."
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"Listen, I'll play that funky music if you ask me in a nice, non-derogatory way."
"A joke from Jimmy Neutron made into my own. Q: In the dark they arrive without being fetched In the light they are lost without being stolen. What are they? A: Good TV shows."
"I hate it when I'm doing sit-ups and I lose count after 900."
"Why did the baker have smelly hands? He kneaded a poo."
"What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole? Fore-play"
"Oral sex makes your day Anal sex makes your hole weak"
"What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!"
"Did you hear Daft Punk is partnering with NASA to solicit bids from contractors? They're up all night to get Lockheed."
"If someone peed on me during sex, I'd be like, ""Ha! I've read about this!"""