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Joke of the Day

"""I'm not mad. Why would I be mad?"" - girls who are mad"

"What did the fish say when he crashed into the wall? Fuck!"

"Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse? They can not stand stakes!"

"Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball? he knew where to put it.."

"My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom This morning we synthesised a new protein chain"

"""Let's make sure there's 3 miles of handicap parking."" -Walmart"

"Why does my porn website have a share to google+ button? ...I dont want people to know I use google+"

"I have The World's Greatest T-Shirt. See, it says so right on the front."

"True story: 5 year old me was asked by a backhoe operator, ""Hey Buddy, you wanna drive one of these when you grow up?"" ""No, my Dad wants me to go to college"""

"Did you hear about the man who had purple paint thrown all over him? He was violeted"