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Joke of the Day
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 and I have no idea how they got in there!"
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"I lost my mood ring this morning... I don't even know how i feel about this."
"I ran into my old girlfriend at the airport, boy she has a lot of baggage."
"Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't Budget<drops mic> Ironically I'm an Accountant and have Chron's so this is not my problem."
"So Cologne, Germany during WW2 was bombed and decimated by fire. I am sure the fire smelled pretty nice."
"Where does one apply to be a ""kept man""?"
"What do you call a gay avatar? A bender."
"[OC] Are vegetarians allowed to have pudding? If so how can they have pudding if they don't eat their meat?"
"A fly walks into a bar... and asks: ""Is this stool taken?"""
"There's a fat man in a schoolyard. A mother approaches him and asks: ""Are you waiting for a child?"" So he replies: ""No, I'm just fat"""