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Joke of the Day
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""You can keep the tip""."
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"If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I'll be out sick."
"What's the worst thing to hear after you have sex with Steve Buscemi? ""I'm not Steve Buscemi."""
"How can you tell a mechanic recently had sex? He has 1 clean finger. src: heard on radio yesterday"
"What's the difference between a quarter and a nickel? The Hiroshima bombing didn't kill a nickel of a million civilians."
"What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red? Trans-ginger."
"""What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?"" ""He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."""
"I got a great deal on a boat the other day..... Sail"
"What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head? Brenda"
"What's the difference between a midget and black people? A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem."