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Joke of the Day

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""You can keep the tip""."

"Look you asked me to be your child's Godfather so don't get pissed at me because I taught him how to break knees and collect debts."

"Punish your cat by lint rolling him until he is completely gone."

"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. That's the oldest pun in The Book."

"what did the serial killer spill to the victim i would tell you but id have to kill you"

"How come Apple-products have so small transistors? Children have very small hands"

"Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? Otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush."

"Police were called to a day care Toddler was resisting a rest."

"What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus? Koala vomit"

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!"