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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about a lung transplant? Coughing up someone else's phlegm"
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"""Is anyone here named Jeff?"" Jeff: Yes Geoff: Yeos"
"You wouldn't know her. She goes to a different Internet"
"Sick of obnoxious ring tones in the office, so I've set mine to the sound of a girl screaming (horror movie style)."
"well, 75% of you passed math and will not have to come to summer school [from the back] ""what about the other 65% of us?"""
"Did you hear about the meteorologist competition? The losers got precipitation trophies."
"Out here in Compton searching for Wiggachu #PokemonGo"
"Disney shouldn't have to post warning signs Don't their gators make a ticking sound as they approach?"
"Knock knock Help"
"What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body? Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)"