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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever met that one guy you really want to punch in the face? Turns out punching a mirror is painful for your hand."

"it's a status....not your diary..."

"I'm romantic so I treat my girlfriend to a candlelight dinner every night, plus she's getting fat and candlelight has like zero calories."

"Blonde and a Redhead A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"Hear about the Hell's Angels biker who's a baker? he's bad to the scone"

"Let me tell you a joke... Feminism."

"Cahoots Husband comes home at night, goes to bed to his wife, embraces her - going to make love with her... Wife drowsily: *What are you all today - in cahoots or something?*"

"A husband asked his wife to say something that would make him happy and sad at the same time. She said ""You have a bigger dick than your brother.""."

"What do you call a girl that you meet on Reddit? You don't."

"I had to perform CPR on my girlfriend during sex last night. When she's half-inflated it's just not the same."