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Joke of the Day
"What did one candle say to the other? ""Don't birthdays burn you up?"""
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"[at dentist office] Well you gave me this paper bib and said to put it on how was I to know I wasn't supposed to undress first"
"Research shows your medication is 879% more effective if you drink a 6 pack and a bottle of wine first. Also, I changed my name to Research."
"What do you call a smart chromosome? A gene-ius"
"I just dropped my BlackBerry! This must be similar to how mother's feel when they drop their infants."
"Man Desperately Clicks Away From Article He Didn't Realize Was A Video"
"What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive? A Lamb-orghini!"
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em."
"What do you call a woman who misses her period? Fucked"
"The last one on the news After the protests from the taxi drivers against uber, prostitutes from all over the world started to rise against tinder"