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Joke of the Day
"Why do the French stink? So blind people can hate them too"
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"No I didn't want a receipt but now that you've asked me I'm suspicious, so yes, I will have that receipt now please."
"What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe? Yo, duh."
"How do you know a joke isn't a repost? When it doesn't reach the front page."
"Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather? Howdy Arabia"
"Why did the redneck cross the road? Because his dick was still in the chicken!"
"Anytime I fly over the exact spot a time zone changes, I yell ""88 MILES PER HOUR!!!!"""
"[sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye] ""Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye."""
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Last night I didn't pay 20 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"What do you call a man in a hole? Phil."