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Joke of the Day

"Why do the French stink? So blind people can hate them too"

"If my girl didn't want me to wear her new Christmas thong, she shouldn't have said she bought it ""for me."" Women are confusing."

"[breaking up with girlfriend via the jumbotron] ""Hey, check out the scoreboard while I grab a hot dog."""

"If you tell me you're a fan of One Direction, please clarify if you're referring to the boy band or Kim/Kanye's baby."

"Why did the traitor wear two watches? Because he's a two timer."

"Jokes about white sugar are rare... but brown sugar, Demerara."

"are those your eyebrows, or did you headbutt a box of Sharpies"

"Women's history isn't a month.... It's only 28 days.... Period."

"Having a charity event for people that struggle to orgasm Let me know if you can't come."

"When I hear Billy Joel I want to kick the nearest nut sackackackackack"