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Joke of the Day
"What's Hitler's favorite drink? Orange Juice made from concentrate"
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"""Doctor, tell me, if I quit drinking will, will I live longer?"" ""It will definitely feel longer. """
"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose B"
"Ghana has eliminated the U.S. from last two World Cups... They're probably Ghana do it again."
"When you start trying to pick out names for a baby, you realize how many jerks you know with different names."
"Me, Myself & Irene What would be the movie called if it were about you? You Yourself & Urine."
"Do you have hair around your nipples? Is it particularly in the hair-eola? ... I came up with this the other night while half asleep. Be gentle."
"officer, buying weed from a guy who sells on the side is basically shopping local. you should be THANKING me for supporting our community."
"Wife: The police are here asking about a break in at the pet store Me from within a pile of puppies: Tell them I'm not here."
"mom: why is there a Hispanic man climbing our balcony me: he is my romeo & I am his Juliet mom: (._. ) me: I'm just kidding call the cops"