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Joke of the Day

"Do you have hair around your nipples? Is it particularly in the hair-eola? ... I came up with this the other night while half asleep. Be gentle."

"What do Dicks and School have in common There both long and hard unless you are Asian"

"I was feeling depressed. . I was feeling depressed so I went to the doctor to get a blood test. A week later he called me back with the results and said B positive, it's in your blood."

"Girl: How long is your dick? Me: I'm not sure I only have 1 ruler"

"Why is modern wheat supperior to old wheat? it's bred and better!"

"There is nothing more enjoyable than watching a child being chased by a seagull."

"I lost one of mom's Tupperware at work and now I'm looking for a new family to adopt me."

"Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!"

"I figure that its safe to ask. How are those New Year's resolutions going?"

"What? What do you call a man with one extra finger on his left hand? John Dillinger."