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Joke of the Day

"mom: why is there a Hispanic man climbing our balcony me: he is my romeo & I am his Juliet mom: (._. ) me: I'm just kidding call the cops"

"Why did the male spider spin a web? So he could catch all the fly ladies."

"I have emotional constipation I haven't given a shit in years!"

"Why did Jesus cross the road? To get away from Donald Trump"

"I just discovered my new room mate is secretly a hard core racist and i wonder if should report him to the police. The dude takes part in illegal high speed car races at midnight"

"I'm convinced that those at work who drum on every available surface incessantly killed things as a child."

"First post This is not my first post"

"The dishwasher is making weird noises. Probably because she's outside chopping firewood."

"What do you call a Asian born in Canada Ehsian"

"Me: This painting really speaks to me. Mona Lisa: You do way too many drugs."