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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose B"
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"Home alone tonight The fridge is making weird noises I think the beer wants out...."
"Looks like we set back the clock twice this week... First on Sunday, then on election night."
"I hope buying all this cat food doesn't make me look like a crazy cat lady. I just like the taste."
"Made alphabet soup for a friend The next day he came to me holding his stomach. I asked him what was wrong. He said that the soup gave him a ""vowel"" movement!"
"(NSFW) A blind man walks past a fish market and exclaims ""Hellooo Ladies"""
"What are Germans most thankful for on the internet? Danke Memes"
"god: now to create a universe for man, my most beloved creation lucifer: what if u make like 99.999% of it kill them instantly god: lol ok"
"Cop cars should play the jaws theme song"
"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard."