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Joke of the Day

"*tries to get a life. Life: I have a girlfriend."

"What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza? Even if it is cold it's still good."

"Generally, all generalisations are false."

"Waiting for the day when a girl finally says that I'm ""the one,"" but isn't talking to a police officer."

"""Anybody here named Jeff?"" Jeff: ""Yes"" Geoff: ""Yeos"""

"I'm gonna get a neck tattoo that looks exactly like my neck."

"a cute girl stopped behind my laptop as I was full screen on a pic of bread and I didn't know what to say so I stammered out ""I like bread"""

"How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier it's going to rain. If not it already is."

"Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job."

"I've got 0 problems... and math is one of them."