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Joke of the Day

"I've got 0 problems... and math is one of them."

"At school we were always taught the pull-out method doesn't work... ...but like many teenagers, it hasn't stopped the UK trying anyway."

"Dark humor is kind of like food.. .. Not everyone gets it."

"He's as sharp as a bowling ball."

"""What if we make headphones that stay in people's ears?"" ""Good idea Bob!"" [aside] ""Kill him and his whole family."" -Apple meeting"

"When I was younger, I thought I had a Chinese friend. But it was just my imaginasian."

"I tape microwave popcorn to the ceiling cause it's cheaper than a smoke alarm."

"Bras come in sizes = AA, A, B, C, D, DD, E, OMG, WTF."

"I became a victim of my own crime, I just sat on a toilet seat after I left the lid up"

"My thesis just came back with ""Appendix?"" scrawled on it. Seems a little forward but I thought: sure, why not?."