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Joke of the Day
"Generally, all generalisations are false."
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"Did you hear they came out with a drink called the Osama Bin Laden? It's two shots and a splash of water."
"""your whole family suffers from chronic constipation?!"" no shit."
"A blonde joins a Mexican cartel The cartel sends her to Colombia to get coke and she brings Pepsi."
"At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him whathappened, and he just looked at me and said, ""I've lost my faculties!"""
"I'm not stalking you. I'm getting to know you behind your back."
"My girlfriend told me I was one in a million. When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right."
"Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!"
"I told my friend about the Muslim slave trade the other day... ""Dubai?"" He asked ""Yes, and sell"" I replied."
"A man goes to the hospital after shoving 6 toy horses in his ass... After a thorough inspection, the doctor stated his condition was stable."