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Joke of the Day
"Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job."
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"Two guys walk into a bar... ... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore."
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? . Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat"
"""Z"" I'm so hungry i could eat a pony "" - Guy who knows a full horse would be too much"
"Turns out there isn't a single sexy explanation for having a fork in your bed."
"Wife: ""If I died, would you remarry?"" Me: ""Yup."" Wife: ""And you'd even let her use my golf clubs??"" Me: ""No silly! She's left handed."""
"Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside"
"[Deathbed Confession] I wish I'd listened to my girlfriend more often. Especially as I crossed the road after she yelled BUS."
"Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone"
"""Barista"" is Italian for BA in liberal arts."