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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ? Neighbor?"
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"The judge said to his dentist: ""Pull my tooth the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."""
"Why was the man accused of sexual harassment never arrested? He was a policeman"
"I have a feeling drinking Coke all these years is probably more detrimental to polar bears than global warming."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station the others a busty crustacean"
"Coming Out Girl: Dad Dad: yeah? Girl; I have Bad News Dad: What Is It Sweetie?? Girl: I'm A Lesbian... Dad: Ok... Other Sister: I'm Lesbian Too Dad: Does Anyone In This Family Like Boys!!! Son; I Do"
"I went to a Stevie Wonder concert last week and it was terrible. They moved the piano and forgot to tell him."
"What's the best way to dispose of bodies? Put the ashes in the donuts."
"Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq? ....because there is a target in every corner."
"Who is al-Quaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets."