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Joke of the Day
"Why was the man accused of sexual harassment never arrested? He was a policeman"
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"I got dressed... I'm a changed man now."
"I brought my camera to a strip club for my photography project I ended up failing because everyone in my photos was over-exposed."
"What bounces and makes kids cry? My donation cheque to ""Children in Need""."
"Supermom! Me: MOM CAN YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH??? *doesnt hear* *whispers to myself* ""deaf bitch"" Mom: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?"
"The quickest way to find out the time is to order a beer at breakfast with your mother."
"...and then the whiskey whispered ""You should totally tell her about what your ex used to do to you in bed."""
"It turns out the iPhone 7 is illegal. It got de-ported"
"Two deer are outside a gay bar And one says, ""I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks in there"""
"I grew up thinking my Dad had tourettes.... turns out he just genuinely thought I was a fucking cunt."