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Joke of the Day

"I have a feeling drinking Coke all these years is probably more detrimental to polar bears than global warming."

"I made on offensive joke about Muslims... and boom, I lost my job."

"What country has many sugar? sweetzerland"

"What do neo-Nazis do on Hitler's birthday? Heil if I know"

"Do you think Rick Astley ever just busts into places unexpectedly? He could."

"Not having tattoos is suddenly a great way to express your individuality."

"I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog... It was a shih tzu :)"

"What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? One can raise a child."

"Cheese isn't just grate, it's legendairy."

"I invited an architect to my party last night He made the best entrance I've ever seen."