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Joke of the Day

"Who is al-Quaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets."

"Why did the banker bee go to prison? Embuzzlement! You're damn right"

"Ugh, I can't believe our coexist bumper stickers aren't working."

"What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married? his biancee"

"What do you call a Vulcan sheep? Shbaaaaaaaahk"

"Bad pickup line: those jeans look very becoming on you, Then again, if I were on you I'd be coming too"

"My only goal in life is to be immortal So far, so good"

"why did the little shoe cry? Because his mommy was a sneaker and his daddy was a loafer with only a penny to his name!"

"Worst thing about having a one-syllable name: Every ""Happy Birthday"" singer stretches it out awkwardly to fit the song. ""Paaaa-aul"""

"Anal is like brushing your teeth. If you see blood your not doing it enough."