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Joke of the Day
"The judge said to his dentist: ""Pull my tooth the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."""
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"A homeless man staggers into a bar Plot twist... it was soap. He landed a lucrative job shortly thereafter and started sweeping his problems under the rug like the rest of us."
"Bill Gates How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb? He buys a new house."
"Procrastination Paradox... If you come in last in a procrastination contest because you procrastinated, does that make you the best or worst at procrastinating...???"
"What did the Hungarian say to the annoying kid? ""You're nothing budapest!"""
"I've won the war! My pants fit! **Congratulations, have you lost weight?** _Even better... I've bought new pants!!!_"
"Reports say Bernie Sanders found on the mossak fonseca leaked list..... .....he tried to hide thirteen bucks and forty-nine cents."
"A ghost walks into a theater and goes to the concession stand But he gets turned away because they don't serve spirits"
"An astronomer looks at the sky through a telescope, searching for something. After a while he stands up, looks to the heavens, and yells, ""You cannot be Sirius!"""
"My Father said: do unto others as you would have them do unto you.' So I sent him to a girls boarding school in France."