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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the teacher who was always cross eyed? She struggled to control her pupils."

"A chicken walks into a bar He said ""I think I am in the wrong joke..."" Meanwhile, a scientist crosses the road."

"What was Hitler's problem when the lights went out? He could Nazi. Edit: Fuck me, Reddit. I heard you *liked* puns..."

"Why are so many Italian men named Tony? When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp ""To N.Y."" on them..."

"What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Crib death."

"What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block."

"Don't worry about the grass on the other side. It's not your grass."

"What wind is best for footballs? Drew Brees"

"What is the best place for politicians? Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove."

"Did you hear about the new Marvel superhero movie about the guy who kills villains with bad jokes? It's called The Pun-isher."