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Joke of the Day

"What was Hitler's problem when the lights went out? He could Nazi. Edit: Fuck me, Reddit. I heard you *liked* puns..."

"Did you know Achilles was a runway model? He was fired because of his walk. He had a problem with heels."

"Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off? The hip replacement guy. /dad"

"If you get nervous at a nude beach, just imagine everyone in their underwear."

"Stop being so hard on yourself. You don't have to be a complete idiot. Just be the best idiot you can be."

"Working in an Action Man factory pays very well indeed... You can make six figures in an hour."

"A tangent applied for a credit card, but was denied. He couldn't find anyone willing to cosine."

"What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday? Halloween Halloween Halloween!"

"Pigeons die when they have sex... Atleast the one I fucked did."

"I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like: "" I'm tired ."" ""I'm washing my hair."" ""I've got a headache."" ""I am your sister-in-law."""