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Joke of the Day

"A chicken walks into a bar He said ""I think I am in the wrong joke..."" Meanwhile, a scientist crosses the road."

"My dad only lets me keep 2 pet ravens at a time Nevermore"

"What do you call a stuck up slut? Cuntseeded"

"5 SECONDS AGO! What do we want? TIME TRAVEL JOKES! When do we want them?"

"What do you call a lizard who can't easily have sex? A reptile dysfunction"

"What's the difference between a hockey team and a New Jersey hooker? A hockey team showers after 3 periods."

"I don't always correct someone's spelling but when I do, I google it first so I don't make an ass of myself."

"Rules to learning English: their our know rules"

"Phones are fake They're phony."

"There's a silver lining for survivors of the Nepal earthquake... They felt the city breaking, And everybody was shaking, But they were stayin' alive. Stayin' alive."