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Joke of the Day

"What is the best place for politicians? Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove."

"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."

"A ""your mama"" joke for the books. Your mama is so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead... Just to make up her mind."

"Hitler pun ""Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals."" Hitler: ""So mine less."" Grammar Nazi busts in. ""MINE FEWER."" (Hitler looks up) ""Yes?"""

"TREE: [sees christmas tree thru window] who dose he think he is. all dressed up. too good to be outside ANOTHER TREE: be nice, he is dying"

"After Usain Bolt retires, he'll move to Iran."

"Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can / super speed, giant leap / crawls in your mouth when you're asleep"

"I ""Liked"" your comment on my status update because I'm too lazy to respond."

"My job is affecting my mental health Whenever I put my welding hood on, the world just seems like a dark place..."

"My friend Victor changed his last name to ""E"". No one knows why. He's become a Mystery."