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Joke of the Day
"Don't worry about the grass on the other side. It's not your grass."
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"The King of pop is dead... The King of Snap and Crackle have been taken into protection after police suspect cereal killer."
"Anti-humor Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks."
"Scientists have looked into claims of widespread mansplaining... Turns out it's usually just an ovaryaction."
"I like to stand in crowded elevators facing the wrong way with a confused look on my face, and finally exclaim, ""Oh, it's an ELEVATOR."""
"Yo mama mouth so big she speaks in surround sound."
"Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head"
"How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? Velrow"
"""I ate pizza twice today!"" - Cuba Gooding, Jr. (I mean, why not? Can you prove he didn't say this? Fuck you.)"
"The Fine Bros should be join the Criminal Minds team After all, they did find 100k unsubs in just one day."