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"What wind is best for footballs? Drew Brees"
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"[NSFW]A more honest retelling of John F. Kennedy's famous quote on lunar exploration. ""We choose to go to the moon, and Marilyn Monroe's bedroom, because it is easy and because I am hard."" JFK - 1961."
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ""Sorry we don't serve food here."""
"""What the fuck is a newspaper?"" - our grandchildren"
"Wife sings and husband gets out! Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you!!"
"How did the date go? -Not good. Aww what went wrong? -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type."
"TUMBLR What shoes does a tumblr girl wear? *Ughs*"
"Whats the worst part of eating 11 raw oysters out of your grandmothers vagina? Realizing you only put 10 in"
"Theme parks can snap a clear picture of you on a rollercoaster at 70mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still."
"Have you heard about that new film about the tractor? I just saw the trailer."