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Joke of the Day

"What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block."

"Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg? Because they're raster graphic images."

"What do you call a def, Mexican Superman? No hero"

"Blood is thicker than water and a lot harder to clean off the walls."

"A dating app called ""Hinder"" where some guy shows up in the middle of every date and ruins everything."

"after my son won his soccer game, his teammate invited us over to celebrate. it was father, son, and the goalie host"

"What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole? He was making a long-distance caw."

"What do you call an aligator in a vest? investigator"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Black lives matter."

"Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band."