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Joke of the Day
"What did Captain Picard call his poop? Captain's log"
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"What do you call 2 crows sitting on a bench? Attempted murder."
"What is it called when a duck kills another duck? Quack on quack crime."
"My boyfriend wakes me up when he wants to have sex... Do I wake him up when I want to buy shoes???... No!!!"
"What joke did drake get when talking to diddy? The punchline"
"What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND-EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
"A Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow $50 The father replies, ""$40 dollars?! What do you need $30 dollars for??"""
"What do you get hanging from apple trees? Sore arms"
"Just realized what I'm putting on my tombstone. If you're reading this, I'm already dead."
"Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year? Because everyone wishes him a new ear."