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Joke of the Day

"Breaking news: A man has drowned in a bowl of Cheerios. Ironically his family didn't get a chance to say goodbye."

"Are you gonna eat that... or just take pictures?"

"Name one thing Taylor Swift doesn't have in her purse Her boyfriend's phone number"

"What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant? You have served your porpoise."

"Batman giving his Batmobile to robin Batman: Robin, im giving you my Batmobile. Robin: aww really batman? thanks! Batman: yes, its 555-522-8626"

"What did the polite gay man say to the other man when he left the bar? Please allow me to push in your stool sir."

"Change is hard. I mean, have you ever tried to bend a quarter?"

"Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate? He was afraid the ring would give him away."

"Ever have one of those days where you drink so much coffee that you can't hold the scalpel straight? LOL! It's like a Gallagher show!"

"American Horror Story: Public Restroom"