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Joke of the Day
"Holocaust jokes are tasteless, anne frankly, you people should be ashamed of yourselves."
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"A dyslexic walks into a bra"
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away If you have aim, an apple a week may also work."
"Playing as japan in a ww2 game You know I never really liked Japanese weaponry... there just not my type"
"Did you hear about the half-assed hitman? He assinated his targets."
"Now that there are no phone booths anymore Superman just changes in abandoned Blockbusters."
"What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison? You know he did it."
"The woman next to me on this roller-coaster won't stop screaming and shouting. It's like she's never seen a penis before."
"Im not sexist... Because thats wrong and being wrong is for women"
"Young boy: Mommy, Mommy I can't stop spinning in circles! Mommy: Shut up, or I will nail your other foot to the floor too!"