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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a chinese pedophile? Pok Um Yung"

"What did the West African boy eat for breakfast? Ebola oatmeal..."

"I slept like a baby last night... I woke up every 15 minutes and then shat myself"

"Boyfriend VS motorbike ufffff. ""Full LOL joke"" Q: What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend? A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)"

"Can't help but think if I hadn't eaten that baby corn in 2001 it would now be teenage corn."

"I'm going to open a French-Vietnamese restaurant serving fake noodles.... I'll call it Faux Pho."

"What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor? tppppthh....""spit sound"""

"I can fake my way through most conversations with my kids if I just look up from my phone every time they stop talking and say ""no."""

"It's that time of year. Can't stop eating cornucopias."

"I walked in on my Arab roommate He was having sex with his girlfriend from behind, while shaving with his left hand and all while having an argument. I said ""good thing you're not wearing ihram!"""