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Joke of the Day

"A scientist and an engineer walk into a bar... The scientist says ""I'll have some H2O."" The engineer says ""I'll have H2O, too."" The engineer dies."

"Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday? To watch Dablooney Toons!"

"What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight"

"An atom is mugged by another atom... A bystander asks if he's OK. ""I think he got away with my favorite electron,"" he answered. ""Oh no! Are you sure?"" ""Yup, I'm positive."""

"Not rewinding VHS movies after watching the nude scenes was the original not clearing your browser history."

"Two bats are hanging on the branch... -What was your worst day? -When I had diarrhea."

"Pavlov goes on a trip... But when someone rings a bell he realizes he forgot to feed the dog."

"Did you know NASA 30 years ago made a new space drink? Ocean Spray - It was their second choice because they couldn't get 7-UP."

"What do Asian pirates say? ELLLLLLL!!!"

"What is Batman's favourite hair product? Conditioner Gordon."