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Joke of the Day
"What is Batman's favourite hair product? Conditioner Gordon."
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"What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed"
"If I ever get kidnapped, my plan is to just talk non-stop about Lost until they see that I'm very annoying, and they return me to safety."
"What do ISIS and anime fans have in common? They both get hot and bothered over cartoons."
"They say if you love something you should let it go, but I don't think this pastrami sandwich will come back to me, so I'm just eating it."
"I'm making a graph of my past relationships... I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis."
"What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale? The Juan who lived."
"What do you call a group of politically similar crows? A cawcus"
"Bought a new boomerang today Having trouble throwing my old one away"
"What do a tampon and a redsox season ticket holder have in common? Both have a great place to go but at a terrible time."