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Joke of the Day
"What do Asian pirates say? ELLLLLLL!!!"
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"An unemployed engineer opens a clinic... He soon goes out of business, since the field is over saturated due to all the unemployed engineers opening clinics recently."
"If you are Bipolar... ...does it means that you can claim that you are from the North and the South Poles ?"
"Not to brag or anything, but I scored 4 points on flappy bird before my phone mysteriously flung itself across the room"
"I'd do a joke about amphibians. But they've all been toad."
"Who's gonna be the next queen of R&B? I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!"
"Has Kim Kardashian Broken The Internet? I'm not sure if Kim Kardashian has actually managed to 'break the internet', but she's certainly put a big crack in it!"
"Two men walk into a bar... Knock, knock."
"Me: I wonder what the wicked witch's name is. 7: Ding Dong. Me: What? 7: The song says, Ding Dong the Witch is dead. Me: Oh. My. God. "
"""Yoda, are we on the right track?"" ""Off course, we are."""