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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer."

"Some think the economy is slowly recovering. Others think it's on the verge of collapse. I think about boobs mostly."

"""Money isn't everything,"" I say, poorly."

"Math is like my parenting. I do it when I have to, but I'm not great at it."

"Lawyer: Your Honor, this verdict is bullshit. I'm outta here! Judge: Litigator! Lawyer: After a while crocodile."

"I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide alarm... ...the loud ringing noise from it was giving me a headache and making me dizzy."

"The bra my boyfriend gave me is really uncomfortable. Sorry, I just had to get that off my chest."

"Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office? Because the devil takes many forms."

"Yo Mama is so fat She provides shelter to the people in Nepal"

"I try to be a good sport, but sometimes I'm badminton."