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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer."

"I had to stop drinking, cause I got tired of waking up in my car driving 90."

"I once took out the trash for four straight months Then we broke up."

"I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger then it hit me!"

"I saw a Craigslist ad the other day. It said looking to trade: Banana for scale"

"Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand store!"

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.. Okay I'm done"

"A reporter told the police that someone hacked his computer and removed the first line of every story. There are no ledes."

"What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer? The former builds weapons, the latter targets"

"What is Pinocchio's favourite kind of sex? No strings attached."