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Joke of the Day
"Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday? To watch Dablooney Toons!"
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"I had intimate contact with Jesus... ...in a Mexican jail cell."
"Why do bees have sticky hair ? Beacuse of the honey combs !"
"Q: What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in? A: MOVIES!"
"If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson what song would you get? ""Beeflt!"""
"Batman Begins Twerking #AddaWordRuinaMovie"
"Boxing is like a dance, a dance where you punch your dance partner until he doesn't want to dance anymore."
"Why is the top speed of sex 68? At 69 you blow a rod."
"What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader? I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes? ... A FSHHH"
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? Porcupines have pricks on the outside"