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Joke of the Day

"Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday? To watch Dablooney Toons!"

"What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck? A firequacker."

"Why can't anybody satisfy a woman completely? Question: ""why can't anybody satisfy a woman completely?"" answer: ""because nobody has a dick made of gold, decorated with diamonds and ejaculates cash"""

"What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day? Let me call you Tweet heart!"

"Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!"

"He who goes to bed with itchy butt Wakes with smelly finger . -dad"

"What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito? Your mom doesn't stop sucking when I smack her"

"Did you hear about the failed Indian musician? He was hoisted by his own sitar."

"I've only had one car accident in the last month. It was a hit and run, so technically it doesn't even count."

"What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament? Genesis 3."