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Joke of the Day

"I remember 2014 like it was yesterday."

"Dear public restrooms: A toilet paper dispenser should turn loosely. Nobody wants to wipe their ass with a handful of confetti."

"If you can't handle me at my un-shaved, you don't deserve me at my waxed."

"I scream, you scream, we all scream... The ice cream man kidnapped us; please send help."

"what was hitler's favorite weather pattern? HEIL"

"How do you turn a computer into a zombie? Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself."

"Only 90's kids will remember this! *plays outside*"

"Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"

"Want to hear a joke? . . . The WNBA! Want to hear another? Women's Rights"

"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!"