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Joke of the Day

"Is it ironic that the definition of female... isn't broad?"

"This guys car is stopped in the middle of the hwy with his flashers on. Probably thought of a really good tweet."

"What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy? Communionism"

"Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have herpes. Laugh all you want. You'll still have herpes."

"Who was the most active of the chinese khanes? Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day"

"What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings? Jihad a chance, and you blew it."

"I am opening a new restaurant... ...called ""Whatever. I Don't Care"". Gonna make a killing on date night."

"To add insult to injury... ...James poured Saxa Coarse into Stephen's wound."

"Timmy, you're a great son but the YouTube analytics data from our home movies show that people think you're boring so go live in the attic."

"The ""sell by"" date should actually be the ""diarrhea after"" date."