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Joke of the Day

"We have a ghost. Came home and found the fridge magnets rearranged: ""I see dreadful people."""

"Did you hear about the Pigeon rebellion? Yeah, it was a ""coo"" d'etat."

"Why did Megan fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan."

"What do you call a chicken surrounded by men? A buk-buk-BUKKAKE!"

"My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist. I told him to stop being so clothes minded"

"My boyfriend and I are Cherokee Indians. He stood me up at our favorite restaurant last night... But it's OK. I don't think we could have stayed anyway, we didn't have a reservation."

"Slogan idea for a Braille company Loads of high quality Braille products, many of which you've never seen before!"

"Gravity 0/5: Worst Space Jam sequel ever. Literally no basketball."

"[writing my first autopsy report] There was a slight mix-up initially but it turns out the guy died from an accidental autopsy"

"I like my bagels like I like my women; lightly toasted with sesame seeds and a little butter. I don't understand this joke format."