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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Pigeon rebellion? Yeah, it was a ""coo"" d'etat."

"Panties are just overpriced wrapping paper."

"How did the hipster burn his fingertips? He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. [rimshot]"

"While some guys go to the gym to clean & snatch... Others go to to see lean snatch. C what I did there?"

"What was post office worker's sexuality She was attracted to mails"

"What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees? A coniference."

"Just so you know, you will be asked to leave the funeral if you do a drum solo on the coffin...no matter how epic it is"

"After buying toilet paper at Walgreens, the cashier said, ""you'll need your receipt."" I don't think I've ever been this scared in my life..."

"The problem with political jokes is.. They get elected."

"Someone needs to invent an alarm clock that, if you hit snooze more than three times, will call in sick for you."