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Joke of the Day

"My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist. I told him to stop being so clothes minded"

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry gets to take the train back."

"How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend? She paints a target icon around the outlet."

"What do fish smoke? Seaweed"

"My friend saw the son of god at a brothel yesterday... Or as he called it, the third coming of Jesus."

"Whoa. Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. WHOA. WHOA. Whoa. WHOA! WHOOOOOOOOOA! This horse is an idiot."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street.. One was a salted"

"[LPT request] how to wake up from a bad dream. Wait. What do you mean he's really president?"

"I've been thinking about getting a tattoo and I've finally decided on this one. I don't know what it means, but it looks really cool! "

"What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon?"