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Joke of the Day

"Slogan idea for a Braille company Loads of high quality Braille products, many of which you've never seen before!"

"Ooop, you spit-talked on me. I'm just gonna pretend nothing happened and freak out inside my mind."

"Back in my day we had another word for selfie sticks, we called them friends."

"Did you know that every frog used to have at least some polish genes? In fact, they were a tad-pole."

"Going for a classy St. Patrick's Day this year. Anyone know of a good green wine?"

"Why should you avoid sexual encounters with The Fonz? Because he has Ayyyds."

"I just saw an old guy pick a rubber glove out of a garbage can and put it on, and I think he might be missing the point of rubber gloves."

"THEM: Hey-- ME: Ring ring. I gotta take this. THEM: I just watched you say ""ring ring."" ME: Ring ring. Yeah, this is really important."

"Freaky Friday 2: The mom and daughter switch bodies again The mom doesn't go back She keeps stealing children's bodies She lives forever"

"Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Two wongs don't make a white"