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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chicken surrounded by men? A buk-buk-BUKKAKE!"
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"[NSFW] Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year."
"Deshsawn, Jamal, Tyrone, Darryl, and Darnell all went to see a movie... The 3 of them had fun."
"Nuts. When you have nuts on the wall they're called walnuts. When you have nuts on your chest they're called chestnuts. When you have nuts on your chin you're called a cocksucker."
"Children's laughter can be a wonderful thing Unless its 2AM and you don't have any kids."
"Wives are like boats. Happy the day you get one. Happier the day you get rid of it."
"Me: Cleaning the basement. 12yo boy: Let me know if u need help. 13yo girl: Let me know when you're done. Yep...throwing out HER crap."
"What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns? Non-habit forming"
"What do you call someone with down syndrome who is very depressed? Down"
"Either Chewbacca is in the next stall or someone needs to start adding green leafy vegetables to their diet."