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Joke of the Day

"Dude tried to go medieval on my ass, so I went renaissance on his and confused him with my drawings of a flying machine"

"Should have been called ""Star Wars: The Missing Force Kin"" Because it's all about looking for her Jedi brother."

"whenever white girls are fighting and one of them calls the other ""hun"" during the argument world war 3 begins"

"I discovered recently that I can cut wood just by looking at it It's true I saw it with my eyes"

"When I was 13 my dad gave me a bunch of socks n said ""I heard u grunting in ur room last night, do it into these"" So now I poop into socks"

"I'm going to name my son After Me. So every time he asks to do something cool I say ""ya After Me."""

"They take away old people's drivers licenses, but old people wreak much more death & destruction with their email forwards."

"Can't believe i actually met a guy named Dick Putinson"

"I tried to keep this fart a secret.. but the news got out.. I guess it leaked."

"TIFU by ordering the wrong sandwich Whoops, wrong sub"