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Joke of the Day
"What's Jerry Lewis's favorite vitamin? riboFLAVIN"
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"I'm an 'adult', so why do I dance a little and look around nervously when I find a $20 bill in my jeans I didn't know was there..."
"*raises hand in class* can you repeat that, I haven't been paying attention all year"
"Why does Daniel love white vans? Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*"
"I have some great kitchen puns. They're really pantastic."
"What do you call an empty field? The french army at the beginning of a war!"
"How do you make pickle bread? With dill dough"
"Pluto is not a planet He's a dyslexic god"
"Customer: Excuse me, are you the manager? Those Xmas Hams are expired Manager: Um... [changes sign to ""Vintage Hams""] Hipster: I'll take 4"
"Tom Cruise starts a cooking show... ""Whisky Business."" Like a whisk.. not whisky.. you know like, the metal cooking utensil? This is funny...Right? Right?"