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Joke of the Day
"My Grandads motto was ""Never give up"".... He died of lung cancer"
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"I'm not sure if I have constipation or diarrhoea. I'll find out by a process of elimination."
"I like my slaves the same way I like my coffee Free"
"Today is a big day for the Chinese. Erection Day"
"If there was a hooker named Barbie ... And she was really good at her job, would the line outside her apartment be called the Barbie queue? Edit: spelling"
"I'm sorry Mr. Simmons. I really enjoy babysitting little Timmy, but I'm only 14. I need real money, not bitcoin."
"A guy is walking with a young boy into the woods... Boy ""hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared"" Man ""how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone"""
"What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam!"
"*clears throat and reads from the ancient parchment* i love big tittys"
"I broke into and robbed a large shop in Ireland last week. I nearly got caught, the police had covered all the exits, so I escaped through the entrance."